Rantings of Newt

Building fences

I was watching the Colbert Report last night and he had a woman on the show that firmly believes in building a fence at the border. You build a fence to keep a dog on your property, or to help keep your kids safe, or for privacy in your yard. Has no one learned that fences are a waste of $? Didn't we all rejoice when the Berlin Wall came down? Wasn't it a momentus moment in the world? We are supposed to learn from History. Not repeat it. Oh, wait, Coo Coo Bananas bought his way through school so he never learned history. And even though the Berlin wall (fence) went down in his lifetime he was probably too drunk to notice. And oh wait, Coo Coo Bananas is only doing this to distract us from the disasterous state of our nation. Oh wait, I want to build a fence to keep my dog from barking at passing traffic. I guess it works the same. We're so busy barking about the passing Mexican traffic that we forget to bark about the criminal stealing our stuff and murdering our loved ones in their bed. Oh, wait, that is what Coo Coo is doing. Stealing our stuff and killing our families. I guess we are distracted huh?

posted by Newt @ 11:42 AM